Fat Val Kilmer

What should I eat today?

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I heard if I just sit here long enough, people with a net will come get me and carry me back to my place.

I heard if I just sit here long enough, people with a net will come get me and carry me back to my place.

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"Yes you heard me correctly, I’d like 15 buckets of Colonel Sanders’ finest chicken for delivery……..no, it’s not for a party."

"Yes you heard me correctly, I’d like 15 buckets of Colonel Sanders’ finest chicken for delivery……..no, it’s not for a party."

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Burger King finally made me king for the day, I just had to eat 200 Whoppers.

Burger King finally made me king for the day, I just had to eat 200 Whoppers.