There’s just more of me to love.

“Yes you heard me correctly, I’d like 15 buckets of Colonel Sanders’ finest chicken for delivery……..no, it’s not for a party.”

I heard if I just sit here long enough, people with a net will come get me and carry me back to my place.

Just like in Top Gun.

Burger King finally made me king for the day, I just had to eat 200 Whoppers.

Does this face make my beard look thin?